Miss Nasirah Adams
Julkaisen nyt tämän kirjeenvaihdon vähän keskeneräisenä kun ei Nasirah oikein jaksanut vastailla takaisin. Ehkä hän kuoli kun leijona söi hänet savannilla tai ehkä hän vaan kyllästyi ja löysi uuden ystävän. En tiedä. Mutta itse käytin melkein puoli tuntia elämästäni kirjoittamalla neljä sivua scifielokuvan käsikirjoitusta vain jotta saisin palautetta Nasirahilta. Joten nyt kun Nasirah hiljeni, voin yhtä hyvin julkaista kirjeenvaihtomme ja neljä sivua scifi-elokuvaa vaikka täällä.
My name is Miss Nasirah Adams from Libya presently residing in Burkina Faso. I was impressed to seek my soul mate, and also i like to establish a long lasting relationship with you. I will be waiting for your reply so that i will give you my picture and more about me. Thanks, waiting to hear from you soonest.
Miss Nasirah Adams
I too would like to form a long lasting friendship. A few years ago I had a friend who I had great fun with, but then my mom found out about her and I was forced to take this medication, and she just disappeared. Ever since then, I have been looking for a friend. Would you be my friend?
Libya sounds great, but I don't know what Burkina Faso is? Is it a real country? Is it in Africa? If so, does it have Ebola? And if it does have Ebola, do you have it yet?
I promise I would never lie to you. Also (but completely unrelated to that lying statement I just made), attached to this email is my newest picture. Hope to see your picture soon too, baby.
My Dearest ,
Thank you very much for your mail, I am very glad to read through your mail this moment and i am admired with you.
Let me write you my biography.I was born in Libya in North Africa.I am a single girl of 26 years and i do not have kids. But i am presently living in Ouagadougou-Burkina Faso,in which is neighboring country to my country due to the civil war and crisis in my Country Libya .I am presently residing here in Burkina Faso, as a result of the civil war that was fought in my country. My late father was a politician and the managing director of a Gold & Mine Ind in Libya before the rebels attacked our house one early morning and killed my father in cold blood. It was only me that is alive now and i managed to make out way to near by country Burkina Faso which is in West Africa, where i am living now as a refugee through United Nation Security Agency.
I would like to know more about you.Your likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you are doing presently.I really want to have a good relationship with you,Once again, A relationship of deep feeling that will construct a mutual understanding. I will tell you more about myself in my next mail. Attached here is my pictures and i will like to see yours,
Hoping to hear from you soon
Yours in love,
I must admit, I am a little bit disappointed since you didn't obviusly read my previous mail. You asked for my picture? I send you my picture already!
But I am a forgiving type of person, so I am going to let this slide this one time.
I also deeply hope you are a forgiving type of person too, because this one time me and my friends were in a holiday in Libya and decided to partake in this civil war they had going on. We got drunk one night and raided this warehouse where we found some weapons, so we formed a small bandit group. We called ourselves The Masters of The Universe. My character was called Man-At-Arms, and I was the Heroic Master of Weapons. My friend Timo got to be He-Man, which I thought was a bit unfair, but then again my other friend Janne had to be Teela, so I think I actually won at that lottery.
Anyway, this one morning we attacked a house owned by some politician who had ties to a goldmine and killed him in cold blood in front of his daughter. It is therefore entirely possible that it was The Masters of the Universe who killed your father and let you escape, but you know, it's also entirely possible that the ones responsible were from some other form of militia. Did one of the killers had a red shirt with Duff -logo on it? If so, I think we may have a problem.
I looked at your picture. You are 26 already? But in your picture you look more like 25 years old. And you have no kids? That's great. I'm 27 and I have a kid, although I'm estranged to him because he lives with his mother in Spain, and I don't want to live in Spain because there’s cockroaches and poverty. So I faked my death. I think it was for the best though. Eduardo was always more fond of his mother anyway.
You asked me a fuckload of questions, so here are the answers: I like the song Losing My Religion and dislike being raped. I have a hobby of collecting wallets from people when they are not looking. I also occasionally like to streetrace. Presently I am writing a script for this one scifi movie. It's going to be great! It's called Matthew and the Journey to the Center of the Sun. It's a story about Matthew, a young kid who learns through personal experience the dangers of going too near the sun. It doesn't have a happy ending though, so I have doubts about it getting filmed. Do you want to read excerpts of it? Thanks! Please use constructive criticism when responding, instead of just saying "great" or "the best script ever". I don't do anything with that kind of feedback.
I think this relationship started great because you asked so many questions. Best relationships are purely based on asking questions, so let me ask you some in return. What do you like? Do you have a swimming pool? What is your favorite position? Also, do you have any financial troubles I could help you with?
This is great, I really like you. I think I am not going to tell my girlfriend about you.
Also, attached to this mail is another picture of me and few selected pages from Matthew and the Journey to the Center of the Sun.
Nasirah ei vastannut.